thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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