Pants 0. Shit 1.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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