He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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