can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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