Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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