im about as happy as oj after his trial
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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