I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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