i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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