Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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