i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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