i think i have herpe
just one?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
