dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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