I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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