so that wasnt chicken after all
Moan for me like Helen Keller
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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