started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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