Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
it's like iHOP with fire
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
