I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
