the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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