Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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