Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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