okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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