She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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