we have officially lost it.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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