If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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