We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So gin and wine won't be happening again
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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