do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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