At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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