Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.