yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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