I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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