They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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