thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Randomize
