you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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