marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Dear god my vagina.
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