just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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