At least make sure they are 18
Why
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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