Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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