Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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