enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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