hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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