So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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