bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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