Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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