only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Sorry about my life...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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