I just threw up on my dentist
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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