This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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