Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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