Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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