Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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