i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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