I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Someone signed my nipple.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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