Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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