It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the barista slut.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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