some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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